Employment law attorney and Employers Counsel Network member Mark I. Schickman shares a story of holiday season merriment gone awry when a few of Congressman Richard Larsen’s staff aides mixed drinking and tweeting . . .
Congressional staff positions are hard to come by, generally demanding smarts, personableness, and political connections. Watching the thousands of bright, good-looking staffers streaming down from Capitol Hill to happy hour watering holes every afternoon after 5:00, it feels like the continuation of an Ivy League campus experience.
Or Animal House if you look at Seth Burroughs, Elizabeth Robbee, and Ben Myers, three Larsen aides who decided to start celebrating “December to Remember” (D2R), a planned month of epic debauchery, according to political blogs and press reports. From a morning ritual of downing shots on the steps of the Cannon House Office Building to spending their office days watching Nirvana clips on YouTube to partying all night long, the three aides had plans for a memorable holiday season.
They might have come through it unscathed, too, given the recuperative powers of the young. And considering how little power House Democrats have at the moment, their drunkenness presumably hardly made Larsen’s office less effective.
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But the trio decided that their “December to Remember” was so monumental that it deserved a Homeric literary recordation — not by ancient scrolls or antiquated letters but by a barrage of tweets. So we learn that the D2R team started their day “at 9 a.m. with shots of Jack” as they “have unabashedly given up on all things work related.” The D2R team referred to their boss as an “idiot” and an “a__hole” and thanked taxpayers for being able to watch “YouTube clips of Nirvana at [our] government job[s].”
Two of the three D2R team members made their Twitter accounts publicly accessible, so one week into D2R, the press learned of them and asked Larsen about them. Seventy minutes later, all three staffers were fired.
This anecdote would be amusing if these weren’t the people to whom we entrust our safety, health, and wealth. Do you wonder why Congress can’t agree on a budget even though the alternative is a global financial meltdown? Do you question why we remain dependent on burning fossil fuels even though petro-politics is a threat to our security and global warming is a threat to our survival? Maybe these problems don’t seem so urgent when viewed through Jack Daniel’s bleary eyes.
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Some bloggers have suggested that termination wasn’t enough of a penalty and that the D2R team owes The People a rebate on their salary. Indeed, some recently prosecuted legal theories raise the specter of criminal liability for employees who misuse their employers’ electronic communications systems.
There are several federal laws that govern Internet use with penalties far beyond employment termination. The federal Computer Fraud and Abuse Act (CFAA) was used to prosecute and convict a Missouri mom, Lori Drew, whose fake Myspace posts caused a teenage girl to hang herself in her closet. George Washington University law professor Orin Kerr successfully convinced the judge to overturn the conviction, later telling Congress that the CFAA is vague enough to be used to prosecute such conduct as “using a fake name on Facebook or lying about your weight in your online dating profile.” A California U.S. attorney recently invoked the CFAA in charging David Nosal and Becky Chastain of impermissibly accessing their employer’s internal database to start their own business.
We don’t yet know the limits of legal liability for improper use of office computers or social media at work. We know it can get you fired — and maybe get you thrown in jail. And no matter how smart you are or how bright your prospects, we know one other workplace truth for sure: Drinking and tweeting don’t mix.
Mark I. Schickman is a partner with Freeland Cooper & Foreman LLP in San Francisco and editor of California Employment Law Letter. You can reach him at (415) 541-0200 or schickman@freelandlaw.com.
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